if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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