is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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