Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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