I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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