Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
