have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
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