Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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