that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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