all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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