We're like a lot better than the average bears
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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