so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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