For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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