You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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