Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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