You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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