It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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