last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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