I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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