No, you can still breathe under the balls.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
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