Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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