idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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