that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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