i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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