AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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