i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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