You can't special order awesome
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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