just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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