Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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