if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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