the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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