What a fucking waste of an outfit
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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