That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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