She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Shame is for Republicans.
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