it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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