drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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