I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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