Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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