maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Found your dick twin last night
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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