I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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