Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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