god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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