Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i will never coherently bang her
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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