Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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