just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Girls should come with a carfax report
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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