I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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