Yo dont text me then not text me
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
is it fun? or sober?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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