some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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