Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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