I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
