Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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