Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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