It was confusing and full of hummus
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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